onsdag den 25. marts 2015

Nu med kat 7: Barn og Kat/ child and cat

Stop lifting the cat
Stop pulling the cats tail
Stop choking the cat

onsdag den 11. marts 2015

Nu med kat 6: Hunkat / female cat

"Is your cat a he or a she?"
"A she. Luckily. At least she won't piss all around the flat I geuess."
"No. But it will start menstruating, and walk around dripping blood everywhere"

Nu med kat 5: katteadfærd /cat behavior

mandag den 2. marts 2015

Ønsker (wishes)

"Any birthday wishes?"
"I don't know..."
"A barbie that's ALIVE"

Indkøb / shopping (Meltdown at the grocery store)

"So, what's for dinner tonight?"
"What do we usually eat?"
"What does other people eat?"
"What is food?"
"Where am I?"
"Who am I?"

Sultne børn i afrika

Det er de rige der har pengene


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